“He’s the exact opposite of everything I really hate.”
“Yeah, well it’s simple for everybody else - give ‘em a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes and they’re happy. I just can’t relate to 99.9% of humanity.”
“Believe me, at this point I’m over the fact that every single guy likes you better than me”
the quote that I’m constantly reminded of every day of my life, and ultimately convinces me that enid and I are one.
^
This is basically the type of man I will end up marrying. Awkward, nerdy, obscure taste in…everything. <3
Frankly, I really love staring at beautiful men, however I think I’m in love with the notion of love just a bit more. Seeing as a really hot guy is never going to fall in love with me, I would proudly stick with someone like Seymour.
i WISH i would end up with someone like Seymour. There’s not many of them around, you know - nice men with obscure taste/collectors and not that douche-hipster attitude.
i’ll probably be forever alone.
