The movie world agrees Kevin…
YES.
French Stewart… I never had a problem with you before this.
a. idk if those of you who aren’t masochists and didn’t watch this atrocity know this, but french stewart is supposed to be marv. REALLY, FILMMAKERS? ~oh, he shaved, you didn’t realize it but marv always looked like a character from third rock you big sillies~
2. kate and peter are divorced and kevin has to get them back together. icu scab screenwriters trying to ride on the popularity of ‘it takes two’ and ‘the parent trap’ remake
d. kevin has somehow been de-aged about four years, considering he was roughly ten in part 2, this takes place five years later or st, lol, and also
it makes home alone 3 look like fucking bridge on the river kwai, and that is saying something
/wish i could do that eternal sunshine of the spotless mind thing on the parts of my brain that remember this movie
^everything. As someone on IMDB said, - he’s not even home alone, the movie should be called “at home with people”
santy don’t visit the funeral homes, little buddy.
perfect things about this gif:
1. kevin’s face
2. marv’s existence, in general
I always wondered what “Buzz” was short for. Maybe Buster or Byron or something, idk idk
Maybe they nicknamed him after his haircut. Which should make everyone involved thankful that homeboy didn’t have a mullet. For more than one reason./deep thoughts
“Setting The Trap” by John Williams (digging through my library… my favorite track of the Home Alone OST)
(Source: draggabeats)
so i was shoveling snow from the balcony and i have to use a ladder to get up and down, and every time i use that ladder i feel like i’m one of the wet/sticky bandits and i feel so awesome and stupid/clumsy like i’m gonna fall on joe pesci or something.














