i like how nobody notices the two of them having their conversation. they just freeze when people walk by and they’re golden
i can see how that plan would work - i, too, remember ’90s playhouses that had creepy mannequin middle-aged men’s heads affixed to the windows
(Source: zinad)
The hands. They just do it for me. *gulp* i can’t look away.
i am aware of the fact that i’m sick in the head.
Also the stomach. Fu, I know there’s clothes there, but I have IMAGINATION!
“HEY! You didn’t lose any teeth!” :D
haha, I love how Harry is so beaten he doesn’t even know where he is, but still he’s about to climb onto Marv, lmao priceless.
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THE JULEKALENDER
Ghost World
Robert De Niro
Jean Dujardin
Harrison Ford
Angel Heart
Kevin Costner
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MORTEN ABEL
François Truffaut
Seinfeld
Mickey Rourke
Uncharted
The September When
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Home Alone 1 and 2
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Simpsons video
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Personal
Darling, you see where that glass is?
You see how that glass is near the edge of the table?
You got the whole table there to put the glass;
why you chose the absolute edge, so half the glass is hanging off the table?
You breathe and that glass falls over, and then
you've got broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag.
Broken glass, bits of broken glass you can never get out.
You can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner.
Even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass,
you never get all the pieces. And then you think you got it all,
and then one day two years later,
you're walking barefoot and you
step on a piece of broken glass and you kill yourself!
Is that what you want?
I don't think that's what you want, is it? Do you? Huh?
